Bewitched (TV Series)

Open the Door, Witchcraft (1965)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

Quotes 

• Endora : Oh really, Samantha, if I was starved for entertainment, I certainly could conjure up something more amusing than that.

• Endora : Was that the story? Well it wasn't long, but it certainly is dull.

• Endora : Now, what's all this nonsense about garage doors, anyway?

  Samantha Stephens : Well, it's a long, dull story, Mother. I made the mistake of flipping ours open, and Gladys Kravitz saw me.

  Endora : Is that the story?

  Samantha Stephens : Just about.

  Endora : Well, it's not long, but it certainly is dull.

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin was afraid that Mrs. Kravitz's curiosity might lead to trouble. He gave up his fishing equipment and bought this gadget for the door.

  Endora : That is sad. That's the longest, dullest, saddest story I've ever heard.

• Endora : I thought you said Dobbin needed new fishing equipment.

  Samantha Stephens : Dobbin is a horse.

  Endora : Yes.

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin is my husband, and he wants fishing equipment he pays for himself.