- Thor Swenson: [looking for Pleasure O'Reilly] I've only got one question for you. Do you have Pleasure in this house?
- Abner Kravitz: Well, not too often, but occasionally.
- Gladys Kravitz: She doesn't look like our kind of people.
- Abner Kravitz: She looks like my kind of people.
- Pleasure O'Reilly: Here's my new love seat. No one to share it with me.
- Samantha Stephens: Miss O'Reilly, I would think a beauty queen like you would have dozens of hopelessly smitten suitors flinging themselves at your feet and your throne.
- Pleasure O'Reilly: Well, naturally, I've been engaged a few times. I guess about sixteen.
- Samantha Stephens: And none of them was Mr. Right?
- Pleasure O'Reilly: That may seem like a lot, but six of the engagements were to the same fellow. Thor Swenson.
- Pleasure O'Reilly: Oh, boy, oh, boy, Mrs. Stephens, are you ever lucky to have such a sweet-tempered dream of a man for a hubby like Darrin. Hold on to him.
- Samantha Stephens: I intend to.
- Samantha Stephens: Well, I wouldn't worry unduly, Darrin darling. In view of the fact that all of her parts are heavily insured. She stands to make a fortune if she's broken anything.
- Samantha Stephens: Should I get out your silk pajamas, Sir? This looks like it's going to be a formal affair.
- Darrin Stephens: Good evening, Miss O'Reilly. Did you lock yourself out or something?
- Pleasure O'Reilly: Oh, Darrin, thank goodness. I hope I'm not disturbing you, but, but, I'm so frightened.
- Darrin Stephens: Thor "Thunderbolt" Swenson, The Manglers' offensive fullback?
- Pleasure O'Reilly: Who else?
- Samantha Stephens: Maybe one of the other ten boys you've been engaged to?
- Pleasure O'Reilly: [referring to Thor "Thunderbolt" Swenson] Would you believe something? He's so unreasonable. He doesn't even trust our Mayor.
- Samantha Stephens: I know our mayor. There's nothing unreasonable about that.