- Endora: [Sam is carving a roast with a knife] Oh, didn't I teach you never to play with sharp objects?
- Samantha Stephens: I'm not playing mother. I'm working.
- Endora: [Endora zaps the roast carved] Much simpler that way, my dear.
- Samantha Stephens: Not in a long run. You know Darrin doesn't like me doing things that way.
- Endora: I'm surprised he doesn't insist you tear it apart with your fangs.
- Samantha Stephens: You promised not to criticise him.
- Endora: Oh, perish the thought. It was just an observation, not a criticism.
- Dave: Alright then, we're all agreed. We've got to do something of a dramatic nature to show City Hall we want some action.
- Gladys Kravitz: I say we should lie down right in the middle of the street.
- Abner Kravitz: You lie down right in the middle of the street. The traffic's too heavy for me.
- Dave: I'm afraid Mrs. Kravitz, that's illegal. We could arrested.
- Abner Kravitz: We could get killed.
- Samantha Stephens: All right, Mother. What's all this about?
- Endora: How did you know I was behind this?
- Samantha Stephens: I'm psychic.
- Endora: It's really quite simple. I happened to notice this gentlemen doing a rather exemplary job of directing traffic in Trafalgar Square. So I thought I'd surprise you with him.
- Samantha Stephens: Now I don't want you to think me ungrateful, but what am I going to do with him?
- Endora: Put him in the middle of the intersection of course! He'd gave a touch of divine elegance to a somewhat dreary little community.
- Samantha Stephens: What happens when he's removed from the state of suspended animation?
- Endora: Oh, it should be glorious to behold.
- Samantha Stephens: Take him back mother!
- Endora: Oh, Samantha. In London he's just another pea in the pod, but here, he'd be the talk of Morning Glory Circle.
- Samantha Stephens: So will I if you don't stop all this.
- Mayor: You elected me Mayer to do the right thing for all people. Didn't you?
- Abner Kravitz: Personally I supported your opponent.