Bewitched (TV Series)

Samantha's Secret Is Discovered (1970)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

Quotes 

• Phyllis Stephens : When the mind starts to go, what can anyone say?

  Endora : [cheerfully]  What about, "Bon Voyage!"?

• Endora : Oh, Samantha, the Salvation Army wouldn't even send a truck out for it.

• Endora : Where is your breeding, your culture, your upbringing, darling?

  Samantha Stephens : I still have those, Mother, only my furniture is gone, but not for long.

• Samantha Stephens : Mother, would you please get some water?

  Endora : Why? She looks so peaceful. It's a pity to disturb her. Mother.

  Samantha Stephens : She's not sleeping. She fainted. There's a big difference.

  Endora : Here!