- Phyllis Stephens: When the mind starts to go, what can anyone say?
- Endora: [cheerfully] What about, "Bon Voyage!"?
- Endora: Where is your breeding, your culture, your upbringing, darling?
- Samantha Stephens: I still have those, Mother, only my furniture is gone, but not for long.
- Samantha Stephens: You are one of the most solid, realistic, well-adjusted people I know. Here, have a tranquiliser.
- Samantha Stephens: Mother, would you please get some water?
- Endora: Why? She looks so peaceful. It's a pity to disturb her. Mother.
- Samantha Stephens: She's not sleeping. She fainted. There's a big difference.
- Endora: Here!
- Phyllis Stephens: Well, don't worry about me, Son. I'll disappear quietly into oblivion, and your father will be all right. He's young. He can remarry, even start a new family. Wouldn't you like a baby brother?
- Samantha Stephens: I'm a witch. So is my mother.
- Phyllis Stephens: Oh, Samantha! That's ridiculous. I'm not so sure about your mother.