Bewitched (TV Series)

The Cat's Meow (1965)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

Quotes 

• Endora : [looking at Sam's perm]  Samantha, what happened to your head?

  Samantha Stephens : I gave myself a permanant.

  Endora : On purpose? I thought perhaps your finger got stuck in a light socket.

• Samantha Stephens : It's our seventh anniversary?

  Endora : Really, Samantha? You haven't been carrying on this charade for seven years?

  Samantha Stephens : Seven months, mother.

  Endora : Just seems like seven years.

  Samantha Stephens : You won't give up, will you?

  Endora : Not until you do... or he does.

  Samantha Stephens : Well, don't hold your breath. Darren loves me.

  Endora : Samantha, you're living in a fool's paradise. Sooner or later, that perfect husband of yours is going to roam... and I don't mean Italy.

• Endora : Why don't you go to Chicago?

  Samantha Stephens : Because I promised I wouldn't. And because it's underhanded and sneaky, and shows a complete lack of faith.

  Endora : All right, you talked me into it.

  Samantha Stephens : Into what?

  Endora : Well I didn't promise him anything. After all, somebody has to be there to make sure he's not making a fool of you.

• Samantha Stephens : Mother! I forbid you!

  Endora : You forbid me? Isn't that divine? Oh really Samantha, I think you've lost your marbles.