Bewitched (TV Series)
We're in for a Bad Spell (1965)
Dick York: Darrin Stephens
Quotes
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Darrin Stephens : Aunt Clara, Adam was curious about why you collect doorknobs.
Aunt Clara : Oh, that's easy. Because they're there.
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[last lines]
Darrin Stephens : [Sam is reading Aunt Clara's Book of Spellees] Honey, how about some coffee? Sam. Sam.
Samantha Stephens : Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, I didn't hear you.
Darrin Stephens : Well, that Book Of Spellees must be pretty interesting.
Samantha Stephens : Well, it ought to be. It was banned in Boston.
Aunt Clara : Have you got to Darrin's name yet?
Samantha Stephens : Oh?
Darrin Stephens : My name? My name is in there?
Samantha Stephens : Now, just a minute. Uh-huh. Yes, here it is. Right there. See?
Darrin Stephens : Oh, well, what does it say?
Samantha Stephens : It says you're going to marry a witch and live happily ever after.
Darrin Stephens : Does it really say that?
Samantha Stephens : No. But it's true. I'm a witch, and I know.
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[first lines]
Adam Newlarkin : Well, I certainly appreciate you letting me stay here. I'll try not to be too much bother.
Darrin Stephens : We're glad to have you Adam. It'll be like old times.
Adam Newlarkin : Not quite, Darrin. The food we had in the army was never like this.
Samantha Stephens : Why, thank you. You can stay as long as you like.
Adam Newlarkin : Well, actually, it won't be more than a couple of days. I have an appointment for a job tomorrow, and if I land it, I'll be looking around for a place of my own.
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Adam Newlarkin : Help! Help!
[Adam is covered in lettuce leaves]
Darrin Stephens : Adam, what happened?
Adam Newlarkin : I know this doesn't make sense, but the salad attacked me.
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Samantha Stephens : [referring to the spell on Adam in Aunt Clara's Book Of Spellees] It's no good shaking your head, Darrin. Tomorrow, Adam will be exactly the same age as the judge when he sentenced Zorelda.
Darrin Stephens : Oh, Sam...
Samantha Stephens : Believe me. Believe me, that spell will take effect by five p.m. tomorrow. It's all here in red and white.
Darrin Stephens : Just because it's written in some crazy... - Red and white?
Samantha Stephens : It's thicker than ink.