- Victoria Barkley: Young lady, two people can have the finest meal in the fanciest restaurant in San Francisco for half of what you charged.
- Janie: San Francisco must be a wonderful place!
- Victoria Barkley: You can't ask for a better explanation than that.
- Victoria Barkley: Pay the lady before she remembers to charge us for the salt and pepper.
- Janie: Oh no, ma'am, that comes with the meal.
- Jarrod Barkley: And it was the best part of it. Young lady, I hope you will have the decency to use some of your ill-gotten gains to buy your cook a cookbook.
- Crawford: You can't arrest me!
- Jarrod Barkley: Oh, can't I? Take a look at that.
- Crawford: Now, that's a U.S. Deputy's badge.
- Jarrod Barkley: My, what good eyes you have, Grandma.