- Merton J. Dingle: Oh, yeah! It's a ghost! A noncorporeal, partially photosensitive plane-hopper.
- [to Lori, holding a Yoohoo chocolate drink]
- Merton J. Dingle: Yoohoo?
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: Oh, come on, Merton. We gotta send a ghost up to the big football field in the sky! Now how are we gonna do it?
- Merton J. Dingle: Hold on, Tommy. Okay? Just 'cause he looks nasty doesn't necessarily mean he's evil. I mean, Bronco may be like one of the ghosts in The Sixth Sense, featuring Bruce Willis playing against type as a pensive child psychologist.
- Lori Baxter: Well, what happened?
- Merton J. Dingle: Well, after Die Hard, it was hard for Willis to shake his blue collar appeal.
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: What happened in the movie.
- [to Lori]
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: He does this all the time.
- Merton J. Dingle: Well, a boy is plagued by horrific-looking ghosts, and he's scared of them, like you are, but then he realizes he just has to fix a problem they had before they died.
- Merton J. Dingle: [tries to open a Yoohoo bottle and fails] Come on, bottle! This thing cannot be opened!
- [Lori takes bottle and opens it easily]
- Merton J. Dingle: For the record I loosened that.