Blackadder II (TV Series)
Bells (1986)
Tim McInnerny: Lord Percy
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Quotes
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Lord Percy Percy : I'd like to meet the Spaniard who can make his way past me.
Lord Edmund Blackadder : Well, go to Spain; there are millions of them
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Lord Edmund Blackadder : Aah, and who is Jane?
Lord Percy Percy : I'm sworn to secrecy. Torture me, kill me, you shall never know.
[Blackadder kicks him in the gonads]
Lord Percy Percy : Ooh, ouch... Jane Herrington. We're very much in love, my lord.
Lord Edmund Blackadder : This is *the* Jane Herrington?
Lord Percy Percy : Yes.
Lord Edmund Blackadder : Jane "bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin" Herrington.
Lord Percy Percy : I... , I think maybe there are two Jane Herringtons.
Lord Edmund Blackadder : No... Tall, blond, elegant?
Lord Percy Percy : Right, that's right.
Lord Edmund Blackadder : Goes like a privy door when the plague comes down?