Blackadder the Third (TV Series)

Ink and Incapability (1987)

Helen Atkinson Wood: Mrs. Miggins, a coffee shoppekeeper

Quotes 

• Mrs. Miggins : Don't worry about my poets, Mr. Blackadder. They're not dead; they're just being intellectual.

• Percy Shelley : O lovelorn ecstasy that is Mrs. Miggins, wilt thou bring me but one cup of the brownèd juicings of that naughty bean we call "coffee," ere I die?

  Mrs. Miggins : Oh, you do have a way of words with you, Mister Shelley.

  Lord Byron : To Hell with his fine talking! Coffee, woman! My consumption grows evermore acute, and Coleridge's drugs are wearing off.

  Mrs. Miggins : Oh, Mister Byron, don't be such a big girl's blouse