The Boondocks (TV Series)

The Story of Gangstalicious (2005)

Regina King: Huey Freeman, Riley Freeman

Quotes 

• Riley : How you gonna drop the gun, Gangtalicious?!? That is not gangsta! That's *very* not gangsta!!! Man, I can't believe this! You a fraud!!!

  Gangstalicious : Oh, oh, oh, I'm a fraud? You're scared too.

  Riley : I'm *eight*!

  Gangstalicious : Okay, fine, fine, whatever. I'm a fraud, I'm a fraud, I'm just an average, normal dude. I don't wanna do this stupid shit no more! I'm tired of gettin' shot. Help!

  Riley : It's like going to heaven and finding God smoking crack.

• Gangstalicious : I'm scared!

  Riley : What happened to "I fear no man but God"?

  Gangstalicious : Correction - God, and the nigga that shot me!

• Riley : Gangstalicious got shot.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Again?

  Riley : We got to do somethin'!

  Huey : I got an idea - why don't we go to college so we don't end up like Gangstalicious?

• Sway : [on TV]  We now return to "Gangstalicious: Resurrection".

  Huey : Resurrection? That nigga ain't dead.

  Riley : Shhh! He been shot a buncha times, aight? At least he tryin'!

• Sway : What's up, world? I'm Sway, and this is my inexplicable head wrap. We interrupt Gangstalicious Resurrection for this breaking news story. Gangstalicious has been shot.

  Huey , Riley : Again?

  Sway : Again.

• Riley : Ahhh! A full day's supply of Vitamin C.

• Riley : 'Scuse me, I'm lookin' for Gangstalicious.

  Nurse : And who are you?

  Riley : I'm one of his many illegitimate children.

  Nurse : ...Fifth floor.

• Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : I don't see what the big deal is with this... what is it "Bubblelicious"

  Huey : It's Gangstalicious. Dumb niggas love Gangstalicious the way fat women love Oprah.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : And just WHAT is thuggin' love? Is that when you make love to a woman... and just before that special moment you beat her in the head, snatch her purse, and throw her down the stairs?

• Riley : Where's your gun?

  Gangstalicious : I dropped it!

  Riley : What? You dropped it? Who drops a gun? That isn't gangsta! That is very un-gangsta!

• Riley : [out of breath from running to Gangstalicious' room]  Niggas...

  [huffs] 

  Riley : ... comin'.

• Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Boy, are you stupid?

  Riley : Mmm, I don't *think* so.

• Riley : You *dropped* the *gun*?

  Gangstalicious : What's done is done. Let's be solution-oriented!