- Nora Jacobs: This is very awkward. I'm not even sure you're the right person to come to, but you're a woman.
- Shirley Schmidt: That's very kind.
- Denny Crane: You hear the one about the fella who died? Went to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument and says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oooohhh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."
- Alan Shore: 'Blutterance' isn't even a real word, much less a defence. You murdered somebody over a fake word!