Boston Legal (TV Series)

Schadenfreude (2005)

William Shatner: Denny Crane

Quotes 

• Denny Crane : I'm sorry, your honor. I have mad cow disease. I think you do, too.

• Denny Crane : [to Kelly]  I'll visit you in jail. Conjugal.

• Denny Crane : When a beautiful woman says, 'get me off', you 'get her off', Shirley, it's as simple as that.

• Denny Crane : [Denny and Alan are out on the balcony mid episode]  Is the show over already? You look beaten.

  Alan Shore : I just caught Tara laughing with another man.

  Denny Crane : Are you sure they weren't just... kissing or something?