Brother's Keeper (TV Series)

With Friends Like Porter (1999)

Sean O'Bryan: Bobby Waide

Quotes 

• Bobby Waide : You know what it could be?

  Porter Waide : What?

  Bobby Waide : Dead fish in the furnace.

  Porter Waide : Is that just a wild guess?

  Bobby Waide : No, it's where I put it.

• Porter Waide : My God! What is that smell? It smells like a rotten egg!

  Oscar Waide : It could be left over from the Easter Egg hunt we had last Christmas.

  Porter Waide : Why would you have an Easter Egg hunt at Christmas?

  Bobby Waide : The element of surprise.

  Porter Waide : God, it smells like death! It's worse than death. It's like if you cut death open and there was something that really stinks inside. How can you not smell that?

  Bobby Waide : Olfactory fatigue.

  Porter Waide : Pardon?

  Bobby Waide : You know, when you smell something for a really long time, then you can't smell it anymore. It's how the French live with each other. You know who I feel sorry for is Spain, just downwind. Who do you think the bulls are running from?

  Porter Waide : This olfactory thing, do they have that for hearing?

  Bobby Waide : Don't think so.

  Porter Waide : That's too bad.