- [during opening credits sequence]
- Male Chorus: Hey, Brannigan!
- Bob Brannagan: Which one?
- [camera cuts to a beaufiful Asian woman sitting in a rickshaw smiling at the detectives]
- Mike Brannagan: How do you whistle in Chinese?
- [Bob stops Howard from twisting Jessica's arm]
- Bob Brannagan: Sidewalk Romeo?
- Jessica: He's after Joey. His name is Howard Mai.
- Bob Brannagan: Oh, I see. Howard the Avenger. Well, at least that tells us you don't know where Joey is.
- Howard Mai: I have no quarrel with you!
- Bob Brannagan: Yes, you do. I'll find Joey. You and your friends will be paid back, but not in his blood. Now you better find your way home. The lady is with me.
- Howard Mai: *Lady?*
- [trying to gain entrance to a private club called, "The Jade Key"]
- Ferris: Like the signs says, it's a private club, so if you have to knock, you don't belong here.
- Bob Brannagan: Well, tourists go where angels fear to tread.