- Shuttle Captain: Yes sir, on Zeta they do it right.
- Buck Rogers: 'On Zeta they do it right'. You ought to make it into a bumper sticker. You'd make a fortune.
- Buck Rogers: [as Hugo tags him with tracking device] Does this mean we're engaged?
- Hugo: If you've been bad, I'll know!
- Shuttle Captain: Prison approach, this is prisoner shuttle ILM-4, hauling up a new one for ya.
- [glances back at the sleeping prisoner]
- Shuttle Captain: A real lively one!
- Buck Rogers: Hey, by the way, when did the penal system go co-ed?
- Jen Burton: What?
- Buck Rogers: Well you know, boys and girls together.
- Jen Burton: How else would you do it?
- Buck Rogers: Men in one place, women in another.
- Jen Burton: You know the problems that would cause?
- Gymon: [to Wilma] Don't make me use this, okay? Unconscious people are so difficult to carry. And dead ones are so unappealing.
- Sergio Sanwiler: [Jen holds up some credits] Not exactly in mint condition, are they? But then again, what are a few bacteria between friends, eh?
- Sergio Sanwiler: This isn't fair, you know. You're using your unnatural height to your advantage.
- Buck Rogers: So sue me.
- Buck Rogers: You alright?
- Jen Burton: I'm fine.
- Buck Rogers: You know, rescuing you is getting to be a full time occupation.
- Buck Rogers: [pretending pleasant surprise, as he turns and notices the killer android descending upon him] Huh? Oh, hi!
- Jen Burton: You said you loved me!
- Malary Pantera: I said whatever was necessary to fulfil my needs! One that you filled adequately!