Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
A New Man (2000)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : You own nothing. This shouldn't be taking so long.
Spike : Hang on. Let a fella get organized.
[Spike starts grabbing things]
Xander Harris : That's my radio!
Spike : And you're what, shocked and disappointed? I'm evil.
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Rupert Giles : Oh, well, Apparently it hasn't happened yet. A bit of luck.
Willow Rosenberg : Or, you-you know what I bet? I-I bet the Initiative took care of it.
Rupert Giles : Who?
Xander Harris : Oh, Riley and his guys. Probably all over it.
Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, it has that "too neat" look. They must have cleaned up the place.
Rupert Giles : What?
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, they read hot spots. Areas of other-worldly energy. They must have picked this place up days ago.
Rupert Giles : Stop. Both of you. What... What are you talking about? Wh-Wh-What's the Initiative? Wh-Wh, um, what on earth does it have to do with Buffy's new boyfriend?
Willow Rosenberg : You know. I'm sure you know. Riley's one of the commandos.
Rupert Giles : What...? Well, that's marvelous, isn't it? Here I am, spent weeks trying to, uh, get a single scrap of information about our mysterious demon collectors and no one bothers to tell me That Buffy's *dating* one of them...? Who else knows?
Xander Harris : No one. No one else knows this... Anya, and that's it.
Willow Rosenberg : And Spike.
Rupert Giles : *Spike*...? Spike knew?
Xander Harris : Only the basic stuff. You know, that Riley's a commando and Professor Walsh is in charge.
Rupert Giles : *Professor Walsh*? That *fishwife*?
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Riley Finn : The demon attacked Professor Walsh. Got out of a small, gray car. A Citroen.
Willow Rosenberg : It stole Giles' car.
Xander Harris : Why would a demon steal a car?
Anya : Why would a demon steal *that* car?
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[trying to identify the demon that come to Xander's basement, Willow shows him a book]
Xander Harris : Okay, that's a giant vulture. I'd have mentioned if it was a giant vulture.
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Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon] It-It's me, Giles. Now, Ethan has turned me into a demon and I need your help.
[Xander wakes up]
Rupert Giles : Hello. Yes, it's me.
[only hearing demon language Xander screems and jumps out of bed]
Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon] No, no, listen. Don't you understand me?
Xander Harris : Demon! Demon!
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[moving out of Xander's basement]
Anya : So, what kind of place are you looking for?
Spike : I don't know. Maybe a crypt. Someplace, you know, dark and dank... but not as dark and dank as this.
Anya : It's pretty depressing, isn't it?
Spike : I've known corpses with a fresher smell. In fact, I've been one.
Xander Harris : That's it. Let's go.