- Xander Harris: Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?
- Anya: You did.
- Tara Maclay: You said Willow should be boss.
- Anya: And then you said, "let's vote," and it was unanimous.
- Tara Maclay: And then you made her this little plaque that said, "Boss of Us," and you put little sparkles on it and...
- Xander Harris: Valid points, all. But we... I mean... We were just talking then.
- [sees Anya and Giles slapping at each other like kids]
- Xander Harris: Okay, when *I'm* marvelling at the immaturity, be scared.
- [Spike takes a lackadaisical approach to saving Giles' life]
- Rupert Giles: You might have let me in on your plan while he throttled me.
- Spike: Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.
- Willow: And I will, therefore, fix it. I got her head back on, didn't I? And I got her off those knock-knock jokes.
- Buffybot: Oh, who's there?
- Xander: You know, if we want her to be exactly...
- Spike: She'll never be exactly.
- Xander: I know.
- Tara: The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.
- Giles: And she's gone.
- Buffybot: If-we-want-her-to-be-exactly-she'll-never-be-exactly-I-know-the-only-really-real-Buffy-is-really-Buffy-and-she's-gone who?
- Xander Harris: [entering] House of chicks, relax. I am a man, and I have a tool.
- [everybody stares at him]
- Xander Harris: Tools. Lots of plural tools, in my, uh, toolbox.
- [first lines]
- [chasing a vampire that got away]
- Spike: Come on...! We're never gonna get anything killed with you lot holding me back.
- Tara Maclay: [breathing heavy] I thought the big ones were supposed to tire more easily.
- Spike: No, that's the over-the-hill shopkeepers.
- Rupert Giles: [breathing heavy] I'm fine. I just need to... to die for a minute.
- Xander Harris: Just give it time, An. This is hard for all of us. Just be patient.
- Anya: I was being patient, but it took too long.
- Buffybot: Sorry I questioned you, Spike. You know I admire your brain almost as much as your washboard abs.
- [last lines]
- Xander Harris: Willow... Willow. Are you okay?
- Willow Rosenberg: Did it work?
- Xander Harris: I'm sorry.