Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Doppelgangland (1999)
Ethan Erickson: Percy West
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Quotes
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Percy West : [bumping into Vamp Willow] Hey... Rosenberg? What are you doing, trick-or-treating? You're supposed to be at home doing my history report. I flunk that class, you're in big trouble with Snyder. Till we graduate, I own your ass.
Vamp Willow : Bored now.
[shoves Percy across the room]
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[last lines]
Buffy Summers : You wanna go out tonight?
Willow Rosenberg : Strangely, I feel like staying at home... and doing my homework... and flossing... and dying a virgin.
Buffy Summers : You know, you can OD on virtue.
Willow Rosenberg : Between me and my evil self, I have double guilt coupons. I see now where the path of vice leads. I mean, she messed up everything she touched. I don't ever wanna be like that.
[Percy, who had previously been attacked by Willow, actually Vamp Willow, when he asked about doing his homework, walks up]
Percy West : Hey. Uh, hi.
Willow Rosenberg : [Willow still thinking she has to do his homework] Oh, hi, listen, I didn't have a chance...
Percy West : Okay, so, I did the outline for the paper on Roosevelt. It turns out there were two President Roosevelts, so I didn't know exactly which one to do, so I did both. Um, and I know they're kinda-kinda short, but, um, I can flesh them out. Oh, and-and here's the bibliography. Um, and I can retype that if you want. You just let me know what I did wrong and I'll get on that.
[Percy leaves comes back with an apple for Willow and leaves again]
Buffy Summers : You wanna go out tonight?
Willow Rosenberg : Nine sound good?
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Vamp Willow : [has just shoved Percy after he tried to intimidate her; he's landed on the pool table and done a reverse somersault to the floor] I'm having an awful night.
[grabs Percy by the neck and hauls him to a standing position]
Vamp Willow : You want to make it better?
[Percy struggles and grabs her neck, both uselessly]
Xander Harris : [addressing some onlookers to Percy and Vamp Willow's altercation] What's going on? Is there a funny thing?
[Sees what he thinks is Percy attacking Willow and rushes over]
Xander Harris : Back off!
[throws Percy to the floor]
Xander Harris : Stay the hell away from her!
Percy West : Okay - sure!
[scrambles away]
Vamp Willow : Xander!
Xander Harris : Will.
[taking in her black-leather-and-frill outfit]
Xander Harris : Changing the look not an idle threat with you.
Vamp Willow : You're alive!
[starts hugging Xander]
Xander Harris : Ah, Will, this is verging on naughty touching here. Don't want to fall back into bad habits...
[Vamp Willow's arms slide all the way down his back]
Xander Harris : Hands!
[steps back]
Xander Harris : Hands in new places!
Vamp Willow : You're *alive*.
Xander Harris : You mentioned that before. Will, are you okay?
Vamp Willow : [sadly] No. Everything's different.
Buffy Summers : [walking up] There you are.
Xander Harris : Hey, Buff.
Buffy Summers : Aren't you going to introduce me to your... holy god, you're Willow.
Vamp Willow : [to Buffy] *You*
Buffy Summers : You know what? I-I like the look. It's..um... it's extreme, but it looks good, you know? It's a leather thing. And, uh...
[to Xander]
Buffy Summers : I said "extreme" already, right?
Vamp Willow : [menacingly] I don't like you.
Buffy Summers : Will, I'm sorry about today. You know my foot likes to live in my mouth, but you know, you really didn't have to prove anything.
Vamp Willow : Leaving now
[turns away]
Xander Harris : Will, gotta say, not loving the new you.