Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Some Assembly Required (1997)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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• Cordelia Chase : I just wanted to thank you for saving my life. What you did in there was really brave and heroic. And I just wanted to tell you if there's anything I could ever do to...

  Xander Harris : Do you mind? We're talking here. So, where were we?

  Willow Rosenberg : Wondering why we never get dates.

  Xander Harris : Yeah. So, why do you think that is?

• Willow Rosenberg : [has morgue bookmarked on her computer]  It says that Meredith and two other girls in the car were killed instantly. They were all on the Fondren High Pep Squad, on the way to a game.

  Buffy Summers : You know what this means.

  Xander Harris : That Fondren might actually beat Sunnydale in the cross-town body-count competition this year?

  Buffy Summers : She wasn't killed by vampires. Somebody *did* dig up her corpse.

  Cordelia Chase : Eww! Why is it that every conversation you people have has the word "corpse" in it?

• Xander Harris : And speaking of love...

  Willow Rosenberg : We were talking about the reanimation of dead tissue.

  Xander Harris : Do I deconstruct your segues?

• Willow Rosenberg : You mean, making a zombie?

  Rupert Giles : Uh, zombies, more likely. For most traditional purposes, a voodoo priest would require more than one.

  Buffy Summers : So, we should see if the other girls from the accident are AWOL, too. Maybe we can figure out what this creep has in mind, if we know whether or not he's dealing in volume.

  Xander Harris : So we dig up some graves tonight?

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, boy! A field trip!

• Willow Rosenberg : By the way, are we hoping to find a body, or no body?

  Xander Harris : Call me an optimist, but I'm hopin' to find a fortune in gold doubloons.

• Rupert Giles : Yes, really. What student here is going to be that well versed in physiology?

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, I can think of five or six guys in the science club. And me.

  Xander Harris : So, Will, come clean. Promise to never do it again, and we'll call it a night.

  [at their looks] 

  Xander Harris : He joked.

• Willow Rosenberg : After a couple of days they're useless. They're gonna need something really fresh.

  Buffy Summers : How fresh?

  Willow Rosenberg : As fresh as possible... Buffy, you don't think that they would...

  Buffy Summers : I think anyone who cuts dead girls into little pieces does not get the benefit of any doubt.

• Angel : What I saw didn't add up to three whole girls. I think they kept some parts.

  Buffy Summers : Could this get yuckier?

  Willow Rosenberg : They probably kept the other parts to eat.

  Buffy Summers : Question answered.

• Willow Rosenberg : Love makes you do the wacky.