Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Prom (1999)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Buffy Summers : No! You guys are gonna have a prom... the kind of prom that everyone should have... I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every single person on the face of the Earth to do it.
Xander Harris : Yay?
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Anya : Look, I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
Xander Harris : Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.
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Xander Harris : Well, hey, it's Demon Anya, punisher of evil males. Still haven't got your powers back? You haven't, right?
Anya : No. I will, though. It's just a matter of time.
Xander Harris : So, now how did that work? Women would wish horrible things on their ex-boyfriends. You'd show up and make it happen.
Anya : That's right. The power of the Wish made me a righteous sword to smite the unfaithful.
Xander Harris : Well, hey, good luck with that. Hope it works out for you.
Anya : You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of this species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Xander Harris : Then why are you talking to me?
Anya : [sighs] I don't have a date for the prom.
Xander Harris : Well gosh, I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch?
Anya : Men are evil... Will you go with me?
Xander Harris : One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which.
Anya : You know, this happens to be all your fault.
Xander Harris : My fault?
Anya : You were unfaithful to Cordelia, so I took on the guise of a twelfth-grader to tempt her with the Wish. When I lost my powers, I got stuck in this persona, and now I have all these "feelings." I don't understand it. I don't like it. All I know is I *really* wanna go to this dance, and I want someone to go with me.
Xander Harris : Be still my heart. Oh wait, it is.