- Gil Grissom: Repeat after me. Silk, silk, silk.
- Nick Stokes: Silk, silk, silk.
- Gil Grissom: What do cows drink?
- Nick Stokes: Milk.
- Gil Grissom: Cows drink water. They give milk.
- Nick Stokes: Hey, Catherine, say, "Silk, silk, silk."
- Catherine Willows: Silk, silk, silk.
- Nick Stokes: What do cows drink?
- Catherine Willows: Water. Why?
- Nick Stokes: [after a disappointed pause] Never mind...
- [Warrick and Grissom are on a roller coaster]
- Warrick Brown: What happened to my evaluation?
- Gil Grissom: You're sitting on it.
- [about a decapitation case]
- Catherine Willows: Definitely a crime of passion.
- Gil Grissom: You think a female did this?
- Catherine Willows: I could have.
- Gil Grissom: Scared of you.
- Greg Sanders: [turns to Sara] Squirrels love'm,
- [turns to Nick]
- Greg Sanders: they get tossed at the Dodgers Stadium,
- [turns back to Sara]
- Greg Sanders: and they make a hell of a butter.
- Sara Sidle: You're nuts, you know that?
- Greg Sanders: Exacomundo. PEANUTS! Right scopes' the skin, left scopes the shell of the nut. Think peanuts Espanol.