- Suzy Travis: Mr Nixon, I think Mr Slatt is on the verge of a really serious nervous breakdown and, possibly, a fatal heart attack!
- Mr Nixon: Well, you haven't been here long but you've certainly grasped the basics.
- Suzy Travis: [Pointing to the picture of Slatt's mother, Eva] Who does she look like?
- Eric Slatt: Yes, yes, I know... Napoleon!
- [pause]
- Eric Slatt: Well, I suppose you need to see her in the full costume!
- Suzy Travis: She's Janet!
- Eric Slatt: I'm sorry?
- Suzy Travis: Look at her - she's Janet! She's the spitting image of your wife!
- Eric Slatt: Oh don't be absurd!
- Suzy Travis: I mean, they are practically twins!
- Eric Slatt: Miss Travis, are you suggesting there is something unhealthy about my relationship with my wife?
- Suzy Travis: Unhealthy? You've married your mother! That's not a relationship, that's an attempt at re-entry!
- [Slatt reveals that Janet and Eva have never met]
- Suzy Travis: You've never seen them both in the same room, at the same time? Be very afraid!