Charles in Charge (TV Series)
War (1984)
Jonathan Ward: Douglas Pembroke
Quotes
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Douglas Pembroke : ...Jason's gone too far this time. He just took a shower and used my lucky towel.
Charles : What's lucky about it?
Douglas Pembroke : It always gets me dry!
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Charles : [finding Douglas at work with a skateboard] ... Doug, do you need help tightening those wheels?
Douglas Pembroke : I'm not tightening them; I'm loosening them.
Charles : That's very dangerous!
Douglas Pembroke : I hope so; this is Jason's skateboard. He used my baseball glove to clean his fish tank! He's gotta be taught a lesson.
Charles : [confiscating the skateboard] That's not a crime punishable by death.