- Harrison: Are you certain you want to carry all this cash, Mr. Thornwood?
- John Thornwood: I love the feel of cash. Crisp. Friendly.
- [the guard hands over the money]
- John Thornwood: It was nice having a corporation with you, Mr Harrison. Shortlived though it was.
- [chuckles]
- John Thornwood: I've always found that life's brief encounters are sweetest, somehow.
- John Thornwood: Your cup runneth empty.
- Kris Munroe: Well, you know what they say: empty cup, full heart.
- Julie Rogers: When a nice, intelligent woman like Monica Regis lies, Charlie, she's definitely in love.
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] Hoho, is that how a man tells when a woman's in love, Julie, she lies?
- Kris Munroe: Charlie...
- John Bosley: And to think I've spend half my life in search of an honest woman.
- Kelly Garrett: A fool's pursuit, Bosley.
- John Thornwood: Here's to sticking it to the suckers.
- Kris Munroe: [they clink glasses] My very thought.
- Ms. Fricke: Who do you want to see, exactly?
- Julie Rogers: The boss, exactly.
- Ms. Fricke: You'll have to give me his name.
- Julie Rogers: You don't know his name?
- [clucks tongue disapprovingly]
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] It seems Professor Thornwood has given us a rather naughty problem, Angels.
- Kelly Garrett: If Monica gets hurt, and I know she will, Charlie, I'll personally crucify Thornwood.
- Monica Regis: Kelly, whatever it takes to make him happy, that's what I'll do. I know he's not perfect. I know that he's probably not quite what he appears to be. None of us really are. It doesn't matter, 'cause I've got enough love for both of us.
- Joe Fenell: Professor, I don't know what you're up to, running out on my little girl's wedding. Personally, you look like a pansy to me, but she's chosen you as her husband. So, whatever it is that makes you go flying around like a spastic spider, put it out of your mind.