- Kris Munroe: Gee, it must be terrific working with the Great Danzini...
- Mary Ann Webb: Well, it beats eh... topless dancing and coal mining, if that's what you mean.
- Kris Munroe: Yeah, but he's so cute.
- Mary Ann Webb: Hmm, he agrees with you.
- Kris Munroe: Oh, that bad, huh?
- Mary Ann Webb: Bad? He has to buy a new mirror every week. They die from overwork.
- John Bosley: [about the Great Danzini] Now, he likes to live high, but he is not drawing as well as he used to. As a matter of fact, he's so broke, he may have to hock his rabbit.
- [laughs]
- Sabrina Duncan: If I have to hear one more magic joke...
- Kris Munroe: And let met guess. Their bookings were all around the time that the magic man was up to...
- Sabrina Duncan: [interrupting] Don't say it!
- Kelly Garrett: Up to his old tricks.
- Sabrina Duncan: [defeated] She said it.
- The Great Danzini: For you... a glass of wine.
- [produces it from under a red scarf as if by magic]
- Kelly Garrett: [unimpressed] I gather that's what it is.
- The Great Danzini: You're certainly blasé. I mean, where did it come from? How could I have known in advance what drink you'd prefer?
- Kelly Garrett: You asked the bartender.