- Roy David: [to Sabrina] You'd better stick to playing the ponies, lady, because you're a lousy poker player.
- John Bosley: [posing as Jimmy Joe Peepers] I think you'll find Jimmy Joe more than generous. You see, money makes no never mind.
- Mr. Platt: You take your slight and donut and throw it in your gully-dirt, Jimmy Joe. It'll be a cold day in hell before I run Cindy's Song with you around to claim her.
- Club Manager: [Roy has just lost a great deal of gambling money] House buy you a drink?
- Roy David: Yeah, uh, how about a $22,000 martini?