Charmed (TV Series)
House Call (2003)
Alyssa Milano: Phoebe Halliwell
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Quotes
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Phoebe Halliwell : You know, I don't mind losing readers to a legitimate writer, but some misogynistic pig that's a fraud.
Spencer Ricks : Ow! Ow! That hurts! I'm not a fraud. I mean what I write.
Phoebe Halliwell : Oh, do you?
Spencer Ricks : If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, baby. Oh, wait. That's a woman's place, isn't it? So, then, you wouldn't have anywhere to go, would you?
Phoebe Halliwell : You know what? You're a turkey and turkeys don't write columns!
[turns man into turkey]
Phoebe Halliwell : But they do make delicious dinners.
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Piper Halliwell : What are you doing with that thing?
Phoebe Halliwell : Well, first I'm gonna kill it and then I'm gonna stuff it.
Piper Halliwell : You are not bringing that filthy fowl in the house.
Phoebe Halliwell : Yes, I am. Thanksgiving's early this year.