Charmed (TV Series)

House Call (2003)

Googy Gress: Spencer Ricks

Quotes 

• Spencer Ricks : That's right. "Feeble" Halliwell, as I live and breathe. Your billboards don't do you justice. You have a nice rack. You ought to show it off a little bit more.

• Phoebe Halliwell : You know, I don't mind losing readers to a legitimate writer, but some misogynistic pig that's a fraud.

  Spencer Ricks : Ow! Ow! That hurts! I'm not a fraud. I mean what I write.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Oh, do you?

  Spencer Ricks : If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, baby. Oh, wait. That's a woman's place, isn't it? So, then, you wouldn't have anywhere to go, would you?

  Phoebe Halliwell : You know what? You're a turkey and turkeys don't write columns!

  [turns man into turkey] 

  Phoebe Halliwell : But they do make delicious dinners.