- [When a juggler throws balls into the air, Lillian magically makes them vanish]
- The Mirror: Lillian, give the nice man his balls back!
- Snow White Charming: Mother, aren't you going to play with us?
- Queen Lillian White: I'd rather be burned at the stake!
- [Snow White and Prince Charming are asked to play Trivial Pursuit]
- Snow White Charming: What are we going to do? Our knowledge of trivia ends with the maiden names of the Three Blind Mice!
- Queen Lillian White: I just wanted to say I'm sorry I ruined your party, and as peace offering I've baked you a pie.
- Eric Charming: Oh Lillian, that's very thoughtful of you. We accept your apology. And now let's all try and think of this as a new beginning in our family relationship.
- Snow White Charming: Eric! This is an apple pie!
- Eric Charming: Is this pie poisoned?
- Queen Lillian White: Try it and find out.