- [Cliff is describing a poem he is about to recite]
- Cliff Clavin: It's written in iambic pentathlon with rhyming couplets, every couple of couplets.
- Carla LeBec: I'd like to do something to Gary to make him really miserable.
- Cliff Clavin: Why don't you marry him.
- Carla LeBec: Why don't you.
- Cliff Clavin: Why don'tch-you.
- Carla LeBec: Why don'tch-you.
- Cliff Clavin: ch-you.
- Carla LeBec: ch-you.
- Cliff Clavin: ch-you.
- Carla LeBec: ch-you.
- Cliff Clavin: ch-you.
- Carla LeBec: ch-you.
- Cliff Clavin: ch-you.