- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh joy. Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee deep in tinsel and wrapping paper, will utter those heartfelt words, "Is this all I got?"
- [the people at Cheers have just found out that Norm has been working this Christmas season as a department store Santa Claus]
- Norm Peterson: I guess I'm busted. 'k, I didn't mention anything to you guys because I thought that you guys might just razz me a little bit for being a Santa Claus over at Nagel's.
- Carla LeBec: That was you?
- Norm Peterson: Um hm.
- Carla LeBec: That's what my kid meant when she says that Santa smells like the place where Mommy works.
- Woody Boyd: I landed a part in our children theater's production of "The Story of Snow". I play the King of the Flakes.