Cheers (TV Series)
Don't Paint Your Chickens (1989)
Steve Giannelli: Steve
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Congratulate the doctor. I'm doing a piece on the psychological ramifications of Ingmar Bergman's later works for American Film.
Norm Peterson : Oh, that's great Frase.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I'd like to read it to you to see if it's still accessible to the layman. May I have your opinion?
Carla LeBec : Sure: buy a new suit, get a haircut, and stay home.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Thank you, Carla. Now, I call the piece, "Ingmar Bergman: Poet of the Subconscious". The films of Ingmar Bergman...
Norm Peterson : Boy, who could forget her in 'Casablanca', huh?
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, no, you're thinking of Ingrid Bergman, I'm talking about Ingmar Bergman.
Woody Boyd : Ingmar Bergman, the boxer?
Cliff Clavin : No Woody, you're thinking of Ingemar Johansson.
Sam Malone : You mean the guy that knocked out Floyd Patterson?
Norm Peterson : No, no, no, Sonny Liston knocked out Patterson.
Pete : Who knocked out Johansson?
Norm Peterson : Patterson.
Steve : Before Liston?
Norm Peterson : No, Johansson knocked out Liston.
Cliff Clavin : Well, who knocked out Patterson?
Woody Boyd : Was it Ingrid Bergman?
Pete : Ingrid Bergman...
Dr. Frasier Crane : [yells] Shut up, shut up! Not one more word. I came in here to discuss Ingmar Bergman, not to start an Abbott and Costello routine.
Norm Peterson : Actually, I thought it was more like Martin and Lewis.
Sam Malone : You mean, Joe Louis?
Cliff Clavin : Oh, he's the one who knocked out Floyd Patterson.
Woody Boyd : Then who knocked out Lou Costello?
Dr. Frasier Crane : [exasperated] Apparently Ingrid Bergman.
Woody Boyd : Boy, she was tougher than she looked.