Cheers (TV Series)

Norman's Conquest (1984)

Nicholas Colasanto: Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso

Quotes 

• Carla Tortelli : [to Norm, about having sex with a client]  Norman, I think that you better give the lady what she wants. She is a client. If you don't come across, she's going to drop you like a bad habit.

  Diane Chambers : Norman, has it come to this? Are you going to sell your virtue to the first person who buys you a drink in a bar? If you were a woman, I think we'd have a name for you.

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : I kinda like Becky. I realize Norma is closer, you only have to add "U" "H".

• [Norm enters the bar with an attractive ladyfriend] 

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Normie, Normie! Could this be Vera?

  Norm Peterson : Well, with a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.