Cheers (TV Series)
The Beer Is Always Greener (1992)
Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd
Quotes
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Woody Boyd : [entering the bar] Hi guys.
Rebecca Howe : Woody, what are you doing back here?
Sam Malone : How come you're not on your honeymoon?
Woody Boyd : Honeymoon? Is that what you call it when two people lock themselves in a room and refuse to speak or even look at each other?
Norm Peterson : No, Wood. That's marriage.
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Woody Boyd : I love you, Kelly - that's why I'm now a member of the Lutheran Evangelical Church of America. Just like you.
Kelly Boyd : Oh, Woody! You saved our marriage... What a wonderful sacrifice! Now when we die and go to heaven, we won't be separated by barbed wire and barking dogs... What was it exactly that saved you, Woody?
Woody Boyd : Something Dr. Crane said.
Kelly Boyd : ...That thing about how true love can overcome all differences?
Woody Boyd : Not exactly. He took me aside and said that I'd better get used to giving into you on every point for the rest of our lives if I ever want to see you naked again.
Kelly Boyd : Well, he is a PhD.
Woody Boyd : Yes, dear.
Kelly Boyd : Let's go home.
Woody Boyd : Yes, dear.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Woody, today... you are a man.
Woody Boyd : Yes, dear.