Cheers (TV Series)

The Gift of the Woodi (1989)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Carla LeBec : [after seeing Rebecca dressing up and trying to adopt the same demeanor as Lilith]  Sheesh! Two Liliths! This is like a nightmare I had once.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [sounding shocked]  You too?

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [talking to Woody]  I remember when I was courting a certain beauty. I wrote her a poem. It wasn't a great piece of literature, but it expressed my feelings honestly. I recall reciting the last lines when we were sitting on a fire, basking in our love: "Your lips are a flame that consumes me / and the candle that lights my way."

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Frasier, love...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, dearest?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : I never heard that drivel before in my life.

  [then dumps cocktail onto Frasier's pants and leaves] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [nervous]  I wonder whose lips those were.