Cheers (TV Series)

The Gift of the Woodi (1989)

Bebe Neuwirth: Dr. Lilith Sternin

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [talking to Woody]  I remember when I was courting a certain beauty. I wrote her a poem. It wasn't a great piece of literature, but it expressed my feelings honestly. I recall reciting the last lines when we were sitting on a fire, basking in our love: "Your lips are a flame that consumes me / and the candle that lights my way."

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Frasier, love...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, dearest?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : I never heard that drivel before in my life.

  [then dumps cocktail onto Frasier's pants and leaves] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [nervous]  I wonder whose lips those were.

• Rebecca Howe : Do you think that you could help me develop a more business-like appearance?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : I'd love to, Rebecca. And may I say, it's about time you asked. There are two approaches a woman can take in turning her look to her advantage. The first is to play upon the male's sexual drive and turn yourself into an object of desire. I have opted for the second.

  Rebecca Howe : What's that?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Scaring them stupid.