- [Norm, Cliff, Woody and Frasier are watching the Godzilla movies at a drive-in theater]
- Cliff Clavin: So, what did I miss? Why is that girl running around screaming at everybody?
- Norm Peterson: Well, she's trying to convince them that Godzilla's merely confused, not really trying to hurt them.
- Cliff Clavin: Isn't that the part usually played by Akira Nakamura?
- Norm Peterson: Yeah, yeah, but she left half way through the Godzilla series.
- Woody Boyd: I don't understand. Why would an actress leave right in the middle of a successful series?
- Sam Malone: [about Cheers] I bought this place from Gus.
- Woody Boyd: Sam, you've been had. You already own this bar.
- Gus O'Malley: [to Sam about Woody] He must be Coach's boy.
- Newscaster on Television: We're going live now to the Route 93 overpass where an unidentified woman has climbed to the outside rail and is threatening to jump. An emergency rescue team has had no luck so far in persuading the woman to climb down from her dangerous perch.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, boy. As one who has been there, it is imperative that they do nothing to agitate that woman.
- Cliff Clavin: Boy, oh boy. I mean, what would have to go wrong in your life to be driven to such desperate measures, huh?
- Newscaster on Television: We have a tentative identification. The woman is Anna Cosetti of Boston...
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Sam, can I take the afternoon off?
- Sam Malone: Why?
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: I gotta go look after the kids. That woman is my babysitter.