Freddie Prinze: Chico Rodriguez

Quotes 

• Ed Brown : When I come back I'm gonna have the face of a Burt Reynolds.

  Chico Rodriguez : Yeah, and a Don Knotts body.

• Chico Rodriguez : [to Flora, about Ed]  How's that? Last week Ed was ready for Sun City! Now he's on Souuul Train!

• Chico Rodriguez : [after Louie sees Ed after his surgery]  Hey Louie, why don't you go to Dr. Stern? You could end up with a face like Ed's.

  Louie Wilson : Oh, no, thanks Chico. For me to have a face like Ed, I'd need more than a facelift. I'd need a race lift.

• Ed Brown : Now, wait a minute Flora, wait a minute! We were just doing a number on you. I was just trying to show that there's no fool like an old fool who's trying to be a young fool. And I guess, well I guess, maybe I was wrong.

  Chico Rodriguez : Well, actually, everybody was wrong and everybody was right.

  Liz Garcia, RN : How can everybody be wrong and everybody be right? That's wrong.

  Chico Rodriguez : That's right.

• Chico Rodriguez : Hey, man, this is too much! You and me gotta do this every night!

  Ed Brown : Why not? And I'll tell ya what! We'll pick up a couple-a girls and we'll make it a foursome!

  Chico Rodriguez : And if they don't wanna, we'll force 'em!