ChuckleVision (TV Series)

Loch Aye (1997)

Paul Chuckle: Paul Chuckle, McChuckle

Quotes 

• Paul Chuckle : Oh dear.

  Barry Chuckle : Oh dear, oh dear.

  Capt. Lachan McSlacking : Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

• Paul Chuckle : Remember the Chuckle family motto.

  Barry Chuckle : Which one this time?

  Paul Chuckle : Whenus in troublelus callecus Dannecus.

  Barry Chuckle : Hey?

  Paul Chuckle : Roughly translated: When in trouble give Dan a ring.

• Capt. Lachan McSlacking : Y... So it's you!

  Paul Chuckle : That's right.

  Capt. Lachan McSlacking : And where's the other one?

  Paul Chuckle : He decided to stay on for a bit. He's found a cat with no tail and he's having a look for it for him.

• Barry Chuckle : Why don't we just tell him you lost your ticket?

  Paul Chuckle : That's no good. He'll never believe us. No, we'll have to stowaway.

  Barry Chuckle : Hey! He'll clap us in irons.

  Paul Chuckle : There's nothing wrong with a round of applause.

  Barry Chuckle : You're right. But how do you propose to execute this elaborate deception?

  Paul Chuckle : What d' you say?

  Barry Chuckle : I'm not sure.

• Barry Chuckle : Hey! Who's Douglas?

  Capt. Lachan McSlacking : It's not a who it's a what.

  Paul Chuckle : Then why are they welcoming it here?

  Capt. Lachan McSlacking : They're not. You're in the Isle of Man.

  Barry Chuckle : Hang on. I thought you said this boat went to Loch Aye.

  Capt. Lachan McSlacking : I didn't. He did! Ha, ha, ha, ha!