- [pointing to the Deputy Sheriff's badge the Widow Means is wearing]
- Tiny Budinger: [scornfully] A woman sheriff.
- Widow Means: Somethin' you don't like about it?
- Tiny Budinger: Well, it sets a bad example - a woman doin' a man's job. Next you know, you'll be wanting to vote.
- [Widow Means kicks Tiny's shin]
- Dr. Sam Hedges: Oh, ah, by the way - we have another strange visitor stopping at the saloon.
- Mayor Matt Rockford: Professor King?
- Dr. Sam Hedges: Now, we don't want charlatans like that in Cimarron City.
- Mayor Matt Rockford: As long as he doesn't break any laws, he's got his rights.
- Dr. Sam Hedges: The right to fool the people?
- Mayor Matt Rockford: To fool all the fools in the territory that want to be fooled.
- [discussing Nooma, a fiesty Indian girl]
- Widow Means: Move over, Sonny! I'll have her eatin' out of my hand before sundown.
- Tiny Budinger: If you do, you'd better count your fingers.