- [regarding Sister Concepta and the mansion]
- Mrs. Peacock: All that I own, all that I've built up, taken away from me by this... Penguin!
- Miss Scarlett: Hi, I'm Vivienne, nice to meet you.
- Sister Concepta: [interrupting] Young lady, this kind of attire will not be welcome around here in the future!
- Miss Scarlett: Well if you don't mind me saying so, it really isn't your house to decide.
- Sister Concepta: Actually... it is.
- [Mrs. White drops a cake and it's stand, in shock]
- Professor Plum: *upon being asked if he left a footprint on a rug after being accused of it by Mrs. White* No, no. In fact I hotly dispute that because I'm a compulsive wiper of feet; in fact, my shoes only last about six weeks. I remember it was because I kept wiping my feet my first wife left me. She said, "I'm jealous of that mat. I wish you'd give me the same attention that you give the door mat."