Clueless (TV Series)
Do We with Bad Haircuts Not Feel? (1996)
Elisa Donovan: Amber Mariens
Quotes
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Amber Mariens : [sarcastically, so that Harrison can hear] Bummest! More homework on my tennis lesson night!
Cher Horowitz : Take a Midol, Amber.
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Amber Mariens : I love Stella Tennant's bangs-in-the-eyes do.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I wish I could get my hair to stay in my eyes.
Amber Mariens : I think, for the Tropical Fiesta, I'm gonna dye my hair that new red like Linda Evangelista has.
Cher Horowitz : I'm considering the Nadja shade.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I'm just gonna do a simple Yasmin.
Cher Horowitz : Oh, that will look so pretty on you.
Amber Mariens : Good choice.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I know.
Murray : Okay, time out. Who is Linda, Yasmin and Nadja?
[counting them off on his fingers]
Sean Holiday : Yeah, and how do you know all these people, and we never met them?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : D-uh! We don't know them, they're supermodels.
Murray : [imitates Superman fanfare] Supermodels! Hey, Sean, I wonder if you could kill a supermodel with Kryptonite?
[they burst out laughing]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [not amused] Hello! Def Jam over yet?
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Amber Mariens : Shall I go for my Versace?
Cher Horowitz : Are you forgetting the striped Tobago of the Spring Dance?
Amber Mariens : Oh...
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : You know, I could wear my Alaia, but what if I wanna dance?
Amber Mariens : Or sit?
Cher Horowitz : Or breathe?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Mm.
Cher Horowitz : Oh, my God, my Vivienne Westwood, I mean, it's seasons and seasons old, but I've never worn it.
[leads them to her wardrobe]
Cher Horowitz : Oh, it's perfect for a fiesta. It's green, it's got these little thatched huts details,
[sighs]
Cher Horowitz : makes me feel very tropical.
[stands in front of her extensive closet, sliding array of designer dresses past on the coasting frame]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : With the new pastel nails, and a pair of vintage sling-backs, oh, I just love mixing decades.
Amber Mariens : [gasps as Cher shows them the outfit] This dress is perfect for you!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : It's so tropical.
Amber Mariens : But you must change your hair. This dress is screaming chunky layers.
Cher Horowitz : I... I don't know... A haircut?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Oh, Cher, it's been multiple eons since you've reinvented yourself.
Amber Mariens : Has Madonna taught us nothing?
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Cher Horowitz : [in class] Dee, all these supermodels totally recommend this Ka-feen guy.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [gasps] The Ka-feen?
Amber Mariens : What?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Ka-feen's gonna take you as a client?
Cher Horowitz : Apparently he can squeeze me in very early before school.
Amber Mariens : [envious] Wait a minute! You got a Ka-feen appointment?
Murray : [overhearing, and mimicking] She got a Ka-feen appointment?
Sean Holiday : Yes, Ka-feen!
Murray : Uhm, I'm so proud I got me a Ka-feen appointment.
Sean Holiday : [yanking off Murray's floppy hat] But don't cover it up. Ooh,
[Murray is shaven bald]
Sean Holiday : it's so crisp, it's so clean...
Murray : Oh, baby, it's Ka-feen!