Clueless (TV Series)
Don't Stand so Close to Me (1996)
Stacey Dash: Dionne 'Dee' Davenport
Quotes
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Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [as the two friends walk along] Cher, there are lots of other diseases with parties.
Cher Horowitz : Maybe it's like a sign that I can't be Daddy's little girl forever.
[Dee makes appreciative sound]
Cher Horowitz : It's time I found a man of my own.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Oh, I am so in agreement. You've got to start scoping out guys.
Cher Horowitz : Or high school boys.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Well, unfortunately, the vast majority of boys in high school are high school boys. It's a real Catch-22.
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Cher Horowitz : [teasing them about their model truck] Oh, the joy of it, the boys have a new toy.
Murray : Toy? Cher, let me explain something to you. This is an exact replica of the Ford Explorer 1996, with dual air-bags and a V8 engine.
Sean Holiday : And 210 horsepower!
Murray : Mm.
Cher Horowitz : It's a toy truck!
[Dee giggles]
Murray : What's that under your arm?
Sean Holiday : Hello!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Duh, these are backpacks.
Sean Holiday : Yeah, right.
Murray : Backpacks? They look like stuffed animals to me.
Sean Holiday : Word.
Cher Horowitz : They're shaped like stuffed animals to make a fashion statement.
Murray : [Sean scoffs] Cher, the only statement they're making, is a primal scream against the loss of childhood, a deep-rooted fear of adult responsibilities, and add a wishful yearning for simpler times.
Sean Holiday : [impressed by that dialogue] Hit me one!
Murray : [smartly] You know this!
[the two boys saunter off satisfied]
Cher Horowitz : [defeated, to Dee] He brings up a good point.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I hate when he does that!
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Amber Mariens : [as Dee surveys herself in the shop mirror] You know, if you don't have the body for it, you can make Emporio Armani look like Armani Exchange.
[chipping away at Dee's confidence]
Cher Horowitz : [chiding] Oh, that was way supportive.
Amber Mariens : I am sorry, I'm very honest, I have to say what I think.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Why?