Clueless (TV Series)

Secrets & Lies (1997)

David Lascher: Josh

Quotes 

• Cher Horowitz : [opening lines] 

  [voiceover] 

  Cher Horowitz : The spirit of Valentine's has miraculously landed on the house of Horowitz. Even Josh has a girlfriend. Alas, only my poor Daddy is still on the market.

  [to Josh:] 

  Cher Horowitz : Josh, you haven't bought one of my charity lollipops for Suzanne yet.

  Josh : [sighs]  Okay, pick a color, put it on my tab.

  Cher Horowitz : Mm. Daddy, I feel so bad. I have a Valentine's date, and Josh somehow has one too, but you'll be all alone at home.

  Mel Horowitz : Now, that's what we lawyers call 'to smuggle assumption'. Oh, by the way, Josh, speaking of calling, your mother says you haven't lately.

  Cher Horowitz : You actually had a conversation with her, no lawyers present?

• Josh : Hello, they've never had a nice conversation the entire forty-three days they were married.