- Dauber Dybinski: And then right before lunch, you got Economics. That's a mile from the cafeteria. Take Principles of Recreation, page 76.
- Dauber Dybinski: See, if you make out your schedule this way, you'll never have to walk too far. You'll never be late for class.
- Kelly Fox: But I also won't fill my requirements. If I make my schedule your way, I'll never graduate.
- Dauber Dybinski: Huh, may have found a flaw in my system.
- Dauber Dybinski: If there's one thing that 8 years of college has taught me, it's how to make out a schedule.