- [Wanda races across the screen]
- Screen Caption: Fastus Cashierus!
- [Lacey struggles to get across the screen]
- Screen Caption: Slowus Coffeeshopownerus!
- Paul Martin: Good evening, Canada. I'd like to take this opportunity to address the nation in regard to some important issues.
- [Brent is seen lurking in the background]
- Paul Martin: As you know, we live in a country...
- Brent Leroy: Uh...
- Paul Martin: ...that is...
- Brent Leroy: Excuse me.
- Paul Martin: Hi, Brent.
- Brent Leroy: Hello, Mr. Prime Minister. I'm just kind of wondering what you're doing.
- Paul Martin: Well, I'm speaking to the nation. I'm addressing Canada.
- Brent Leroy: Oh. Hello, Canada... Um, is this something you have to do right now?
- Paul Martin: Is now a bad time?
- Brent Leroy: Sort of. For me, anyway. I kind of had the next thirty minutes planned out.
- Paul Martin: Couldn't you do your thing later?
- Brent Leroy: This is really the only half hour they let me do anything. The rest is pretty much Canadian Idol.
- Hank Yarbo: I don't contribute to society.
- Brent Leroy: Sure you do. You're a morale booster. By contributing nothing, you make everyone else feel good about themselves.
- Hank Yarbo: That's not good enough anymore.
- Davis Quinton: [Davis tries to wangle some handicapped license plates] I think I have a problem with my hip flexor. It would really help me if I could park close to stuff.
- Doc Russell: In my 25 years as a doctor, that's the biggest crock I've ever heard.
- Lacey Burrows: I guess my favorite part is when I'm running and I think I can't go any more, and then this calmness kicks in and the pain disappears.
- Wanda Dollard: Ah, the endorphins. Makes the body feel like it's dipping into a deeper reservoir of fuel.
- Lacey Burrows: I slept so well last night. Brent, you should run with us. You'd sleep better.
- Brent Leroy: Maybe you guys could talk about running some more. I'd drift right off.
- Hank Yarbo: Everyone, I am stopping traffic for Oscar not because he's old and fragile, but because I stop traffic for everyone. It is my duty as a crossing guard, and that is why I'm patronizing him.
- Oscar Leroy: [to Hank] Just treat me normal!
- Hank Yarbo: [to Karen] You may not respect me, but I respect me and I respect you. In fact, I have enough respect to make up for the lack of respect that you don't have for me... respectfully.