Corner Gas (TV Series)

Mail Fraud (2005)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• Oscar Leroy : Did you get my funny e-mail?

  Wanda Dollard : No.

  Oscar Leroy : I sent you a bunch of them.

  Wanda Dollard : I know... but none of them are funny.

  Oscar Leroy : They're LOL!

  Wanda Dollard : Lame out loud? And could you stop sending them to me? The attachments are clogging up my inbox.

  Oscar Leroy : That's probably because you hooked your hard drive into the protocol and then used the bytes to spam it off the Internet.

  Wanda Dollard : How are we ever going to know when you actually do lose your mind?

• Wanda Dollard : [confronting Brent on his "staycation"; Lacey tries to stop her]  Dear Brent: I know you're on vacation, but if you get a chance, maybe in between your pedicure and your mud bath, you can fix the debit machine like you said you would. All the best. Wanda.

  Brent LeRoy : Dear Wanda: You can do it. Sincerely, Brent.

  Wanda Dollard : Dear Brent: I don't have the pass codes to fix the machines, do I? P.S.: Your shirt's ugly.

  Hank Yarbo : [joining them]  Dear Brent: If you were any kind of pal, you'd bring me over there with you instead of leaving me here.

  Brent LeRoy : Dear Hank: If I wanted you here, I would have stayed there.

  Hank Yarbo : Dear Brent: You suck out loud!

  [he leaves] 

  Wanda Dollard : P.S.: You've got pasty white chicken legs.

  [she leaves] 

  Brent LeRoy : Dear Lacey: I can't help but get the feeling you've ruined a good thing. Wish you were here so I could thank you in person.