Corner Gas (TV Series)
Mail Fraud (2005)
Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo
Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : Do you ever imagine yourself traveling somewhere you're not?
Hank Yarbo : No. I can't pull it off. I've tried. I've, uh, pictured myself on an island, and then I imagine some pretty girl rubbing oil on my back, and then I imagine her boyfriend pounding my face in, and then I imagine I'm suddenly made out of steel and a laser gun grows out of my shoulder and I start shooting at the guy.
Lacey Burrows : That's what you imagine every time?
Hank Yarbo : Oh, no. Sometimes a bazooka comes out of my chest.
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Wanda Dollard : [confronting Brent on his "staycation"; Lacey tries to stop her] Dear Brent: I know you're on vacation, but if you get a chance, maybe in between your pedicure and your mud bath, you can fix the debit machine like you said you would. All the best. Wanda.
Brent LeRoy : Dear Wanda: You can do it. Sincerely, Brent.
Wanda Dollard : Dear Brent: I don't have the pass codes to fix the machines, do I? P.S.: Your shirt's ugly.
Hank Yarbo : [joining them] Dear Brent: If you were any kind of pal, you'd bring me over there with you instead of leaving me here.
Brent LeRoy : Dear Hank: If I wanted you here, I would have stayed there.
Hank Yarbo : Dear Brent: You suck out loud!
[he leaves]
Wanda Dollard : P.S.: You've got pasty white chicken legs.
[she leaves]
Brent LeRoy : Dear Lacey: I can't help but get the feeling you've ruined a good thing. Wish you were here so I could thank you in person.